What do you call a woman with one leg?
Ilene.
What do you call a man with no arms and no legs sitting on your front porch?
Matt.
What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a pool?
Bob.
What did the left nut say to the right nut?
The guy in the middle thinks he is so hard!
What do you call an anorexic with thrush?
A quarter pounder with cheese!
Why did the fish get kicked out of school?
Cause he was caught with seaweed.
What did the ghost say to the bee?
Boo-bee!
Whats best about shagging twenty – eight year olds?
There are twenty of them!
How to you make a dish washer into a snow blower?
Give the bitch a shovel.
The fight we had last night was my fault – my wife asked me what was on the TV and i said dust.
Boys are like parking spaces the good ones are take-in!